Imaginative Marketing

It’s a grim day down south, so here’s some imaginative marketing to brighten your day, from the 1982 class handbook.

‘Win races, impress your girlfriend, impress your boyfriend, make new friends, impress protest committees in an IMPALA 28OOD SWEATSHIRT.

If you’re still losing races, losing protests and arguing with your loved one, try an IMPALA BROOCH STYLE BADGE.

Reports are filtering in that complete success is not being acheived with above. Hence, coming shortly are IMPALA TIE and IMPALA sticker.

Then you’ll have no excuse.’